why no pee hole?

i will admit that i am obsessed with my american apparel boxer briefs. none have fit so well or been so soft and consistently comfortable. and being from boston, you know i have been rocking boxer briefs since the days of marky mark.



but i need to ask, why does american apparel refuse to incorporate a pee hole into their boxer brief design? are these really supposed to be functional undergarments? or are they simply implements by which dov can spread awareness of the american apparel lifestyle via back page full color splash ads?

it is vexing to have to employ a combination of unzipping AND pulling down, when a simple pee hole would allow you to get your work done with ease.